dailydavonlove said: Zombie, Faerie, Siren and Incubus because you know me and I can ask that hahaaha
Zombie: Do I miss anyone right now.
No not really. I’m at home so I have my family with me. Though I am missing my sanity does that count as a person? It should.
Faerie: If I could get away with anything, what would I do?
I would go into the Government, change the laws that I deem unconstitutional, look at the state laws, find those that are unconstitutional and fix the mistakes that our “presidents” are making. I swear, our forefathers are crying in heaven with everyone’s stupidity, it’s upsetting. Not that they did much better (honestly we’re just repeating history now).
Though if you were looking for a fun non-purge like answer, I would actually live my life the way it was supposed to be lived. Fun, exciting, go on adventures. So on and so forth.
Siren: If I could make anyone do anything, what would I have them do?
I would make the anti-abortion laws disappear and protesters at planned family centers and make them back the fuck off honestly. I’m getting really tired of women’s health being jeopardized. This is something that should get fixed, and get fixed a lot faster than a men vs women wage gap. We can live a bit longer with a fucking gap. We can’t live with people thinking that since they don’t have a freaking uterus it’s a free for all.
Also can we increase minimum wage anyone?
Man I can’t make these asks fun to save my bloody life, I apologize XD.
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get into my pants?
Ooooh fun question. The number one way to get into my pants would have to be emotionally bond with me. Be someone that I trust, be my number one confident. Be someone that I can come to you with problems and as we progress and as we build up this bond, will I consider taking off my pants for you.
Thank you for the lovely spooky asks. I’m sorry that this was more social justice than it was fun, but I hope you enjoyed my honesty anyway.
- Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
- Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
- Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
- Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
- Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
- Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
- Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
- Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
- Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
- Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
- Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
- Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
- Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
- Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
- Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
- Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
- Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
- OMG OMG OMG PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE NO ONE EVER SENDS ME THESE BUT PLZ GUYS DO IT LIKE AS A BDAY PRESENT (my bday is halloween : D)
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.